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Jesus Was An Asshole (Blu-ray)

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Jesus Was An Asshole (Blu-ray)

Jesus Was An Asshole (Blu-ray)

Mary cheats on Joseph and gets pregnant. Her excuse? A god impregnated her. Her son is told the lie, and he acts like a god, despite not having power.

Mary is married to Joseph, who is impotent, which compels Mary to seek pleasure with another man. When she becomes pregnant, she has to come up with a good excuse, otherwise she will be sentenced to death. the only thing she can think of on such short notice is that a god chose her to carry his offspring.
The son, Jesus, is told all his life that he is a demigod. He believes it, despite not having any supernatural powers.

 

Cast & Crew

Actors:
  •       Bill Zebub as Jesus
  •       Steve Nebesni as Mark
  •       Marie Wetherell as Scholar
  •       Andrea Hall as Mary Magdeline

Director: Bill Zebub

Additional Details

Label: Bill Zebub

Genre: B-Movie

Language: English

Run Time: 150 mins

Region: 0

Release Date: 05/27/25

UPC: 760137157861

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Jesus Was An Asshole (Blu-ray)

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Mary cheats on Joseph and gets pregnant. Her excuse? A god impregnated her. Her son is told the lie, and he acts like a god, despite not having power.

Mary is married to Joseph, who is impotent, which compels Mary to seek pleasure with another man. When she becomes pregnant, she has to come up with a good excuse, otherwise she will be sentenced to death. the only thing she can think of on such short notice is that a god chose her to carry his offspring.
The son, Jesus, is told all his life that he is a demigod. He believes it, despite not having any supernatural powers.

 

Cast & Crew

Actors:
  •       Bill Zebub as Jesus
  •       Steve Nebesni as Mark
  •       Marie Wetherell as Scholar
  •       Andrea Hall as Mary Magdeline

Director: Bill Zebub

Additional Details

Label: Bill Zebub

Genre: B-Movie

Language: English

Run Time: 150 mins

Region: 0

Release Date: 05/27/25

UPC: 760137157861